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Dear Jevandre, The Lettuce House has been having trouble with the dishwasher the past few weeks. Since our house didn’t come with one, Lorenzo and I had the noble idea to permanently install a portable one that would also function … Continue reading →

Caleb Senecker, you just made the biggest mistake of your fucking life. ***An inside joke*** With that out of the way… Last Friday, I went to update the Scrapbook and realized that not only had I failed to start a … Continue reading →

Oh, the ol’ blog. How I’ve missed you. What’s up? How’s it going? ***No, no, we want to hear from you!*** Thus spake the one-sided communication channel. What a whirlwind it’s been since the last post. It’s not that I … Continue reading →