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The New Way

IN THE DISTANT PRESENT Slower than you ever thought possible, but faster than you could ever imagine, sidelined folding chairs became lovers under bleachers became business-expensed stadium box seats. This high up, it's hard to tell what sport they're playing. Maybe it's a concert. A wave of cheers erupts from below and by the time … Continue reading →

Dishwasher Day

Dear Jevandre, The Lettuce House has been having trouble with the dishwasher the past few weeks. Since our house didn’t come with one, Lorenzo W and I had the noble idea to permanently install a portable one that would also function as a kitchen island. One day it gave out, and I’ve spent the time … Continue reading →

Open Time

Caleb Senecker, you just made the biggest mistake of your fucking life. ***An inside joke*** With that out of the way… Last Friday, I went to update the Scrapbook and realized that not only had I failed to start a Gallery for June, I hadn’t started one for May, and the one for April was … Continue reading →