Caleb Senecker, you just made the biggest mistake of your fucking life. ***An inside joke*** With that out of the way… Last Friday, I … Continue reading →

Oh, the ol’ blog. How I’ve missed you. What’s up? How’s it going? ***No, no, we want to hear from you!*** Thus spake the … Continue reading →

Dear Codename: Emily— thanks for reading the blog. — In showbiz, that’s what we call a “hook” — If it’s you reading this, just … Continue reading →

New music, huh. Where do we begin? Well, I’m dropping soon. “Loser,” the first single from True Modern Romance, comes out in less than … Continue reading →

I find myself once again thrust into my unconscious. It’s a bit scary, but it’s where all the best work is done. Allow me … Continue reading →