Author Archives: max
Dishwasher Day
Dear Jevandre, The Lettuce House has been having trouble with the dishwasher the past few weeks. Since our house didn’t come with one, Lorenzo and I had the noble idea to permanently install a portable one that would also function … Continue reading
Open Time
Caleb Senecker, you just made the biggest mistake of your fucking life. ***An inside joke*** With that out of the way… Last Friday, I went to update the Scrapbook and realized that not only had I failed to start a … Continue reading
Back To Business
Oh, the ol’ blog. How I’ve missed you. What’s up? How’s it going? ***No, no, we want to hear from you!*** Thus spake the one-sided communication channel. What a whirlwind it’s been since the last post. It’s not that I … Continue reading
A Boy Called Marcello
At the airport, like I always am. Not really. I’m writing this at my parents’ kitchen table in Kent. Ever since I decided to turn the blog into a book, I’ve been trying to think of a good way to … Continue reading
After The Long Dream
I just had the craziest dream. My childhood band moved down to LA, but a worldwide pandemic happened and they all moved back home so I went solo, not long afterwards my song went viral on the same day my … Continue reading
