[This Blog Post Is A Novel-Exclusive. It Has Been Blocked By Quit Your Day Job Records© (A Registered Trademark Of Thanks LLC) And Has Been Replaced By A Link To A Free Digital Copy Of Said Novel.]
That’s because it’s not really a Blog Post; it’s the closest thing I did to actual literature. Whatever That Means. It contains details of my life, accounted to exact precision, without being filtered through the lens of Codename: Max Noir, or even Max Bennett Kelly, for that matter.
***The glass shatters***
Yes, MBK himself is just as much a character as Codename: Max Noir.
Well, actually, he’s more of a character. MBK spans decades. Codename: Max Noir was just his emo phase. Much like Hollywood Thompson was his punk phase. What’s next? What’s after emo? What’s West Of Westeros? Gods, what a stupid question.
I’m stalling. I have nothing left to say here. Go! Go Away! Read The Novel! Cheeky little So-And-So.
-mbk
