IN THE DISTANT PRESENT Slower than you ever thought possible, but faster than you could ever imagine, sidelined folding chairs became lovers under bleachers … Continue reading →

Caleb Senecker, you just made the biggest mistake of your fucking life. ***An inside joke*** With that out of the way… Last Friday, I … Continue reading →

Oh, the ol’ blog. How I’ve missed you. What’s up? How’s it going? ***No, no, we want to hear from you!*** Thus spake the … Continue reading →

^That’s because it’s not really a Blog Post; it’s the closest thing I did to actual literature. Whatever That Means. It contains details of … Continue reading →

At the airport, like I always am. Not really. I’m writing this at Mom & Dad’s kitchen table in Kent. Ever since I decided … Continue reading →

I just had the craziest Long Dream. My childhood band moved down to LA, but a worldwide pandemic happened and they all moved back … Continue reading →

— A childish whine — I don’t want to go back home to LA. I’ve figured for a while now that, at some point, … Continue reading →

This is a journal entry from 4 years ago, almost to the day. 7/13/21 at 12:18 AM (4 years and 1 day ago) Today … Continue reading →

Yesterday I sold my 2000 Honda Prelude. I thought there would be more Pomp & Circumstance when the moment came to sign over the … Continue reading →

We were lucky— the clouds were barely wisps, so there was enough sun to say that summer had properly started, just in time for … Continue reading →

Dear Codename: Emily— thanks for reading the blog. — In showbiz, that’s what we call a “hook” — If it’s you reading this, just … Continue reading →

Been a while. I’ve been struggling to blog properly. For context, I had this Giant Sweeping Blog Post™ in mid-February that was trying to … Continue reading →

I finally finished How I Met Your Mother. I think it’s hilarious that this fuckass show has been a recurring topic in this blog. … Continue reading →

New music, huh. Where do we begin? Well, I’m dropping soon. “Loser,” the first single from True Modern Romance, comes out in less than … Continue reading →

There are times in my life when I feel Open to the universe, and times when I feel Closed to it. I don’t think … Continue reading →

I spent my birthday in San Diego this year. I didn’t expect to be here; I drove down in light of the wildfires in … Continue reading →

I can’t say for certain, but I am 99.9% sure my ancestors, at one point or another, huddled around the fire, perhaps as a … Continue reading →

You’re 18 and the entire world is a mysterious, wondrous, massive place bursting with Possibilities and Magic. A decade later you’re looking down the … Continue reading →

I find myself once again thrust into my unconscious. It’s a bit scary, but it’s where all the best work is done. Allow me … Continue reading →

Going into a bit of a blog overdrive as I’m finishing up this site. Once I get my brain latched onto something, I become … Continue reading →